July232014
11PM

dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via reillygrey)

11PM
11PM
venomkid-64:

venomkid-64:

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(Source: hotzar, via zetti5)

10PM
10PM

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via wearing-sammy-to-the-prom)

9AM
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

(via noirdesange)

9AM

willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.

(via isaia)

July222014
10PM

zerofuckingfriends:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

I reblog this every single time

(Source: dumpyourweedbrah, via wearing-sammy-to-the-prom)

10PM

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

image

(via zetti5)

9PM

ladyhistory:

englishmajorhumor:

Weird Al Yankovic—“Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines” parody)

Disclaimer: Use prescriptivism responsibly; don’t be a jerk to others.

PREACH IT WEIRD AL

(via t-dawag93)

9PM

 Interviewer: Mads Mikkelsen is a pretty incredible actor—

 Gillian Anderson: He is an incredible actor.

 Interviewer: What’s it like working with him?

 Gillian Anderson: Intense. Most of our scenes are sitting across from each other in my house. We stare at each other a lot. Recently somebody showed me a little clip that somebody had put together of us just staring, clips of us staring at each other back and forth for like a minute and a half. [x]

(Source: mikkelsenpai, via cleolinda)

9AM

lindeliz:

magnass:

lieutenantbtorres:

 (x)

image

I feel like my whole life has been leading to this post

(Source: cellularpeptide, via demon-sweets)

9AM

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via pizza)

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